I LOVE NICE THINGS.

Notable quotes I wouldn't miss the opening of a door. Some people say the camera loves me, the truth is, I love the camera. The only plastic I want is plastic surgery! I want to be buried naked, I know there's a store where I'm going. I spend way more than I should ... and way less than I want. A Women Can Never Be Too Rich or Too Thin.

The majority of drunks I talk to base their entire knowledge of the art world off sensational headlines and the first two sentences of Wikipedia pages. "Who is Damien Hirst?"  "He's that British artist that put a shark in a tank of resin ("The Impossibility of Death in the Mind of Something Living") and covered a skull in diamonds ("For the Love of God" which sold for $100 million)... amongst other things" "Oh, that guy's a cunt" The only reason Damien Hirst is a cunt, is because he has made more money than you.  At these parties, Hirst is often hated for "selling out" or "ruining art", nothing I suggest, that Andy Warhol hadn't done decades before.  Selling out to me is quitting your job as an artist and getting a 9-5 job pushing papers. And as far as ruining art is concerned, I can think of a million things that I would enjoy seeing less than a zebra frozen in formaldehyde. Damien Hirst has been a...